February 2011
“You know, for me, you know, I usually hit the gym around five or six in the...”
– Jack LaLanne
“I just told someone at the Apple Tech Support center that I was dunking a kitten...”
– SR my kindred spirit
The Fail Whale and some Tumbeasts spend a nice day...
oatmeal:
High-res version
They are just so adorable!
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
trashiness:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
*snort
January 2011
3 tags
I'm an ass and I'm sure my friend/blog editor(?)...
I sent my article in this morning, with this email because I’m a loser.
“Sorry I could have sworn you said Monday the other day…ANYWHO I wrote it last night and thankfully am running late enough this morning to send it your way immediately instead of after work . (thank god for calendars and the second season of Damages.)
I didn’t name this one because I didn’t...
I need help!
Would anyone like to edit my article, that is due tomorrow?
:)
“It’s no wonder we’re all such a mess, is it? We’re like Tom Hanks in Big. Little...”
– High Fidelity | Nick Hornby (via whenthecamerasoff)
“Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.”
– Isaac Newton (via solipsism)
Great Minds think alike...
kiorki:
sassywater:
kiorki:
sassywater:
Yay for bored nights, and new hair colors.
:)
Sounds like we have the same idea.
We usually do,
I just tend to go darker and you go lighter!
I miss seeing your make-up in class by the way.
:)
Haha this is true. We have our habits. I miss your cupcakes!
I wish we hung out more, girly.
Indeed, I agree completely!
Great Minds think alike...
kiorki:
sassywater:
Yay for bored nights, and new hair colors.
:)
Sounds like we have the same idea.
We usually do,
I just tend to go darker and you go lighter!
I miss seeing your make-up in class by the way.
:)
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“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it. Some people, as far...”
– High Fidelity (via uncannie)
How my friends and I make deals...
Me: I want my boots Ahmed :(
Ahmed: I want a beer and no annoying jabber in my ear from creepy people. We can't get what we want Jane. We have to settle with reality. That is why I feel you should deliver me the beer. And we will inquire about your boots! Perhaps make a call or two, maybe three if we are feelin risky together.
Me: Maybe you could pretend to be me and pick them up for me!
Ahmed: I'd need a little more hair, though my color is closer to yours post-dye. And an increase in bust size, but thats no problem with my trusty pillows! And the ability to make half-moon eyes and speak spontaneous Korean, oh and be white. But I think I can pull it off.
Me: Awesome, then you can deliver them post haste to my feet!
Ahmed: What about my beer?
Me: I will buy you beer.
When your friend tells you that they've seen...
rhinestonesandbillyjoels:
Bitch, I am the one and only.
bahahahaha
Rebloging this because I have seen you do this exact movement in real life.
2 tags
Do Americans seriously not use Christmas Crackers?
outfoxthefox:
thelastdoctorman:
If so:
MIND FUCKING BLOWN.
Okay, no. We don’t.
But I’ve been trying to get people to use them for years! They’re great!
Stupid people I share a country with. grumble, grumble.
We always use Christmas crackers at my family’s Christmas, do other people not?
“Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. We don’t...”
– John Green (via abodycomingthroughtherye)
