★ Good Job Jane! ★
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Jane. 1988. Training aesthetician // make-up artist. E.L.F. Bias = Siwon. "Suffers" from basorexia. Cupcake maker. Writer. Marilyn Monroe addict. Excessive talker. All around eclectic soul. Contact: Ms(dot)JAMeng(at)gmail(dot)comLinks
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Ms. Vida Boheme
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Mind blown…
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"For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book."
"Never give all the heart, for love
Will hardly seem worth thinking of
To passionate women if it seem
Certain, and they never dream
That it fades out from kiss to kiss;
For everything that’s lovely is
But a brief, dreamy, kind delight.
O never give the heart outright,
For they, for all smooth lips can say,
Have given their hearts up to the play.
And who could play it well enough
If deaf and dumb and blind with love?
He that made this knows all the cost,
For he gave all his heart and lost."
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Tom Hiddleston reads She Walks in Beauty by Lord Byron
She walks in beauty, like the nightOf cloudless climes and starry skies;And all that’s best of dark and brightMeet in her aspect and her eyes;Thus mellowed to that tender lightWhich heaven to gaudy day denies.One shade the more, one ray the less,Had half impaired the nameless graceWhich waves in every raven tress,Or softly lightens o’er her face;Where thoughts serenely sweet express,How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,The smiles that win, the tints that glow,But tell of days in goodness spent,A mind at peace with all below,A heart whose love is innocent!
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Best Quotes from people after they found out I had Kidney Stones
“Does your mother know you have kidney stones?” — Dad
“Does your sister know you have kidney stones?” —Mom
“Oh man I heard those hurt more than having a baby! …Are you going to keep it?” — Marco
“Just go into the ER and cry they’ll dope you up for sure.” —Heather
“Your hip looks great, actually better than the average hip” —The doctor showing me the x-ray
“Jane, your friends love you and we are here for you.” —Jordan
"I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me."
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Tom Hiddleston reads Keats’ Bright Star (from The Times) [Uploaded for archival purposes]
Bright star! would I were stedfast as thou art —
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night,
And watching, with eternal lids apart,
Like Nature’s patient, sleepless Eremite,
The moving waters at their priestlike task
Of pure ablution round earth’s human shores,
Or gazing on the new soft-fallen mask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors —
No — yet still stedfast, still unchangeable,
Pillow’d upon my fair love’s ripening breast,
To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,
Awake for ever in a sweet unrest;
Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,
And so live ever — or else swoon to death.
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"But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior."
- David: I don't get it. Some days you wanna sex me up, others you want to punch me in the face. What is that?
- Me: True love.
